"My very first blog post" or "who am I and why you should read my blog"

Okay, I'm in some uncharted waters here.  My first ever blog posting!  :)  So, here's a little info about me, in very short concise sentences:

I'm a redhead, hence the super fabulous URL.
I have a degree in English.
I'm married to the most wonderful man in the world (sorry ladies!).
I work in the food safety department at Chick-fil-A.
As a result of my job, I now walk into restaurants and immediately look for their health score.
My husband and I have three cats: Penelope, Kinetic, and The Doctor.
Yes, that's The Doctor as in Doctor Who (it's British).
I admit to watching bad reality TV.
I also confess to reading semi-trashy magazines (like Us Weekly, Ok!, In Touch, etc.).
I love to read books (hooray for fiction!).
I love to play a sport called Wally Ball.
I sing in my car (please don't stare, that makes me self-conscious).
I believe that if Robert Pattinson hadn't been cast in the role of Edward Cullen, no girl would care about him.
I detest the Droid commercials; I think Verizon has iPhone envy of AT&T.
I have a Twitter account, but I don't really see the point.
Doesn't Facebook do the same thing AND more?
I do enjoy several TV shows, most notably Bones, The Big Bang Theory, and The Office.
In short, I have an opinion on just about everything and I can't wait to share them with the world (okay, the small crew who'll stumble across this blog).

Without wax,

The Ravishing Redhead